Total Medals Earned: 1,985 (From 432 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,075 Points
Medals Earned: 9/69 (45/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
-Experiment failed.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/115 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (185/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
50 bandit kills
Continue your family re-union
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
Unlock all weapons
Win a perfect showdown
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
10 ricochet kills
Say goodbye to an old friend
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/380 points)
Destroy one bottle
Destroy 10 bottles in the same round
Total 20 cans destroyed
Balance 3 bottles for at least 2 seconds
Total 25 bells destroyed
Total 100 bottles destroyed
Score 20,000 points
Score 40,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (10/75 points)
Keep your head above the deathly swamp mud
Strawberry Jam all round!
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 4
Succesfully navigate the lifts
Find a key to unlock all the wooden doors
Avoid the spikes between alternating conveyor belts
Earned when dodged a rolling barrel
Avoid the randomly wandering flames
Complete level 3 in a jeep
Medals Earned: 5/10 (40/150 points)
You checked out how to play before going in
+5 to medal points
You just weren't cut out for this gig
You accepted the role of Icon Moderator
Great job on the test, you passed!
You did it! You won the game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)